Poop Song

A co worker sent me an email today regarding the horrid poop post I did about Riley. She sent me a link to a song called The Poop Song - click here to download it
This has got to be the GREATEST song ever.. destined to be a gold record..

here are the lyrics

Not on your arm
Not on your leg
Not in the toast
Not in the eggs

Not on the carpet
Nor the linoleum
Just how did your little brother
Get it smeared all over him?

Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the pottyPoop goes in the potty
Poop in the pottyPoop goes in the potty

Not on your brother
Not on your sis
Not on any family member
You might want to make a list

Not on the plants
Not in your hair
Not on the porch
No we do not want to share
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty

Not on the swing
Not on the slide
Not while we are spinning on a carnival ride
Not on the window
Not on the wall
No more surprises
On the light switch down the hall
Hey!

Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty

Poop goes in the potty
Not in the yard
You're on your honor
Don't go getting no ideasfrom the neighbor's weimaraner

Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty
Poop goes in the potty

I think that the song was found on this blog The Long Cut.. so I will give credit where credit is due. I still think that this song rocks.. we will see how the kids like it.. It could possibly become the *new* Pratt family potty song..